The "Teacher" in the programme who quoted such lines
as "Wake up you Numbskulls!" and smoked the pipe et-cetera was played by Matt Geldart.

Matt Geldart has taught at a number of State and Independent schools in Berkshire and Buckinghamshire for over ten years and is currently at Great Marlow School, Marlow, Bucks.

Although applying, initially, for the role of Maths Teacher in "That'll Teach 'em", he accepted the part of "Buffoon Teacher" for the title sequence and scene breaks and substitute teacher, should illness or other commitment befall
core staff.